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11.06.2025 01:53
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?
share office space ...
No way
No go.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
How did you get to be a leftist?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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